Bilderberg 2011: The�Curtains�Are�Drawn by Charlie Skelton

Bilderberg 2011: The�Curtains�Are�Drawn by Charlie Skelton: "Breaking news. There's been a bomb. Sorry, a 'bomb'. A 'tubular device' has been 'found' by the police, two people have been cuffed and whisked off, and the security is tightening fast. The bomb business has only kicked off in the last hour, but a photo of the arrest is winging its way down the mountain towards me. I'll post it up when it gets here.

So yes – seems that I spoke too soon about a chilled-out Swiss Bilderberg. The happy proximity of cameras and conference had already been broken, overnight, by a long white security fence, which blocked our view of the venue. No one seems to know who put it up, but the smart money says that it was hammered in at 3am by Jorma Ollila, the Chairman of Royal Dutch Shell, while Peter Voser, the CEO of Royal Dutch Shell, held the nails.

Now of course, when I describe what's gone up as a 'security fence', what I actually mean is 'privacy fence'. It's a shower curtain, not a ring of steel. And of course, by 'privacy' what I actually mean is 'shame'. It's a shame fence. A massive white fence of embarrassment. Privacy is what the delegates get when they close the door of their conference hall. Privacy is a Chatham House agreement not to discuss in public what was discussed at the various presentations and seminars of Bilderberg."