The President's Struggle Against Capitalism

The President's Struggle Against Capitalism: "'Yet they remain unsatisfied, Maybe they'll need a mote, maybe they want alligators in the mote'

The beyond ludicrous statements by Obama only highlighted the Presidents stunning lack of zoological knowledge. Virtually everyone knows that the American Crocodile (crocodylus acutus) would be a far more suitable species, due to it's aggressiveness, than the sanguine American alligator for successful implementation of a border mote patrolled by non-partisan, reptilian carnivores. However, Obama, sarcasm or no, is getting cluelessly warmer with regard to unconventional solutions for America's growing border control problems.

Oh, but the President didn't stop there...

Obama went on to remark that the border fence was 'nearly completed' when in fact only about 5% of the border fence has actually been built. Perhaps the President has secretly embarked on building a remarkably high-tech invisible fence that few can see, and even fewer know about, since his administration is, indeed, the 'most transparent' of all administrations in history. The state of Arizona has initiated a fund drive, by the way, in order to actually build Obama's 'nearly completed' unbuilt, invisible fence...."