The Dream of a President ‘kick butts’ Trump (or ‘If only Trump ran.. ’)

The Dream of a President ‘kick butts’ Trump (or ‘If only Trump ran.. ’)
sickoflibs rants | 5/19/2011 | sickoflibs

Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:03:02 AM by sickoflibs

The BIG What if ?

What if? What if Europeans stopped Germany from rearming in the early 1930s? What if Truman stopped the Chinese communists takeover in 1948? What if Johnson had invaded North Vietnam in the mid 1960s? What if G H.W. Bush (SR) refused to raise taxes in 1990? We all have our favorite historical ‘What if?’ to dream about. Well what if Trump actually ran for President? 

A Republican who will finally will kick Butt 

Trump’s interviews gave us a sample of what we could expect from a President ‘kick butts’ Trump, and we can take him at his word because he is both a successful businessman and a TV star. First, he would easily nail the Republican nomination, he told us that. Next he would easily beat Obama in 2012; In fact he probably would get Obama to pull out of the race before the election and get to run unopposed. How? By using the birth Certificate strategy. Trump would overwhelm Obama with so many demands for different documents that Obama would have no time to campaign. Obama would probably quit the race in complete frustration. Trump would be president by default. When you got Trump on your side, everything is easy. 

Foreign policy Wizard

Next is foreign policy. We all hate those $%##@ Chinese when they steal our jobs and those $%# @Arabs when they jack up our price of gas. Well with Trump we would have a guy who knew exactly what butts to kick and who actually has the guts to do it. When you see the price of gas go up, and your work plant puts out a sign saying ‘closed: moved to China’ doesn’t that p… you off??? Well with President ‘kick butt’ Trump we wouldn’t have to take it anymore. He would put his feet up on the President’s desk with his $1,000 suit (from China, those darn Chi-coms make everything now-a-days) and pick up the phone and say :” “Look you Arab $&#ers, you gimmi that g..damned oil cheap or I am moving my military in to take it from you, after I get done grabbing Iraq’s oil. 

I hate you $&#%ing Arabs. Now go to hell, I got to call those Chinese $&#ers and tell them I am raising their god...ed taxes”, Man that would have felt good. So gas prices would go down and those %$&# Chinese would start packing up their (our) plants and shipping them back to the USA, and soon we would get a phone call asking us to come back to work.

The Wizard who could fix it all

The thing about Donald is he had all the answers at his fingertips. Not only that but they were all so easy. Many of these problems that seem to evolve over decades could be solved with just a phone call. Why didn’t any of the other presidents think of them?

Trump answered that in an interview. The other presidents were neither as smart nor as tough as him. Trump ran successful businesses and then successfully managed their bankruptcies. He knows how to play hard ball. He knows how to fight. He knows how to win. He knows how to kick butts.

But Why not now?

The problem we have and we all have to live with if we even can is: How could the man that had all the solutions to the nation’s problems at his fingertips, the man who had the race in the ‘bag’, just decide to quit? And quit even before he really started? 

When I heard that he decided not to run I thought my god, why? It must be something even more important than saving the nation from its dire problems. To cure cancer? To stop a third World War from starting? To stop another world economic crash? 

To stop genocide? No, I still can’t believe it. It was to return for another season of The "Apprentice". Yes, Donald Trump the man with all the answers to the nation’s problems, in fact the only one with them, abandoned us for a TV show contract. 

An entertainment TV show at that!! How could anyone see this coming? He seemed so perfect. He told us exactly what we wanted to hear, isn’t that what it’s all about?